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THE EGG FINALLY STOPS, CRACKING APART. AT LEAST OVIRAPTOR HAS BEEN SAVED THE TROUBLE OF BREAKING IT OPEN. HIS MAD PURSUIT OF THE LEATHERY PROJECTILE HAS LED HIM STRAIGHT INTO A PACK OF RESTING VELOCIRAPTORS. BUILT ALONG THE SAME LINES AS THE HAPLESS OVIRAPTOR, VELOCIRAPTOR IS NO SHELLFISHERMAN- IT'S A HUNTER! EXCEPT... OVIRAPTOR HEADS TO- WARDS THE SURROUNDING DESERT, EASILY OUT- RUNNING HIS PURSUERS. DEPRIVED OF YET ANOTHER MEAL, OVIRAPTOR FLEES AGAIN! THEY ARE HEAVY AND SLUGGISH AFTER A HUNT, AND ONLY GIVE CHASE HALF-HEARTEDLY.

THE EGG FINALLY STOPS, CRACKING APART. AT LEAST OVIRAPTOR HAS BEEN SAVED THE TROUBLE OF BREAKING IT OPEN. HIS MAD PURSUIT OF THE LEATHERY PROJECTILE HAS LED HIM STRAIGHT INTO A PACK OF RESTING VELOCIRAPTORS. BUILT ALONG THE SAME LINES AS THE HAPLESS OVIRAPTOR, VELOCIRAPTOR IS NO SHELLFISHERMAN- IT'S A HUNTER! EXCEPT... OVIRAPTOR HEADS TO- WARDS THE SURROUNDING DESERT, EASILY OUT- RUNNING HIS PURSUERS. DEPRIVED OF YET ANOTHER MEAL, OVIRAPTOR FLEES AGAIN! THEY ARE HEAVY AND SLUGGISH AFTER A HUNT, AND ONLY GIVE CHASE HALF-HEARTEDLY.

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The cost of breaking a leg

WHETHER BY ACCIDENT OR DESIGN, A TAIL CLUB THAT WILL ONE DAY PROVIDE A DETERRENT TO EVEN THE FEARSOME TARBOSAURUS- ASIAN COUSIN TO TYRANNOSAURUS REX-SHATTERS A FRAGILE SHIN. NOW HE STANDS AND WATCHES, CONFUSED BY THE THRASHING OF THE OSTRICH DINOSALIR. GETTING OUT WHILE THE GETTING IS STILL GOOD, THE YOUNGSTERS HAVE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON... GALLIMIMUS IS ACTUALLY A HARMLESS HERBIVORE. ELDER WAS NOT TO KNOW THIS HE WAS SIMPLY TRYING TO PROTECT HIM- SELF FROM A PERCEIVED THREAT. ITS LEG HAS BEEN BROKEN BY THE BLOW AND, ALTHOUGH NOT FATAL... ... THE GALLIMIMIDS PERSUERS, A PACK OF VELOCIRAPTORS, WILL ALWAYS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PREY LINABLE TO RUIN. ... NEVER WANDER FROM MOTHER.

WHETHER BY ACCIDENT OR DESIGN, A TAIL CLUB THAT WILL ONE DAY PROVIDE A DETERRENT TO EVEN THE FEARSOME TARBOSAURUS- ASIAN COUSIN TO TYRANNOSAURUS REX-SHATTERS A FRAGILE SHIN. NOW HE STANDS AND WATCHES, CONFUSED BY THE THRASHING OF THE OSTRICH DINOSALIR. GETTING OUT WHILE THE GETTING IS STILL GOOD, THE YOUNGSTERS HAVE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON... GALLIMIMUS IS ACTUALLY A HARMLESS HERBIVORE. ELDER WAS NOT TO KNOW THIS HE WAS SIMPLY TRYING TO PROTECT HIM- SELF FROM A PERCEIVED THREAT. ITS LEG HAS BEEN BROKEN BY THE BLOW AND, ALTHOUGH NOT FATAL... ... THE GALLIMIMIDS PERSUERS, A PACK OF VELOCIRAPTORS, WILL ALWAYS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PREY LINABLE TO RUIN. ... NEVER WANDER FROM MOTHER.

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Mosasaurus

MOSASAURUS LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MONITOR LIZARD IN DANGER... I'LL GET MY REVENGE, YOU DIRTY DINOSAUR! ? SOME SCIENTISTS THINK IT WAS SO WELL ADAPTED TO MARINE LIFE... I KNOW I'LL ENJOY IT HERE! ...THAT MILLIONS OF YEARS LATER IT BECAME THE TERRIBLE... MOSASAURUS RED ALERT! I'M GETTING MY REVENGE ON THOSE DINOSAURS... ...MOSASAURUS. ONE OF THE BIGGEST PREDATORS OF ITS TIME! SOMETIMES SPECIES EVOLVE SURPRISINGLY! ARGH! COME HELP ME! WHERE'RE YOU GOING? GIVE ME SEVERAL MILLION YEARS TO BECOME A GREAT BIG www HULK, TOO! VENGEANCE! 18 OSASAURUS MEANING: MEUSE RIVER LIZARD PERIOD: LATE CRETACEOUS (65-70 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: SQUAMATA/MOSAURIDAE SIZE: 59 FEET LONG (18 METERS) WEIGHT: 16.5 TONS (15 METRIC TONS) DIET: PISCIVORE FOUND: THE WHOLE WORLD PLUMERT & BLOZ

MOSASAURUS LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MONITOR LIZARD IN DANGER... I'LL GET MY REVENGE, YOU DIRTY DINOSAUR! ? SOME SCIENTISTS THINK IT WAS SO WELL ADAPTED TO MARINE LIFE... I KNOW I'LL ENJOY IT HERE! ...THAT MILLIONS OF YEARS LATER IT BECAME THE TERRIBLE... MOSASAURUS RED ALERT! I'M GETTING MY REVENGE ON THOSE DINOSAURS... ...MOSASAURUS. ONE OF THE BIGGEST PREDATORS OF ITS TIME! SOMETIMES SPECIES EVOLVE SURPRISINGLY! ARGH! COME HELP ME! WHERE'RE YOU GOING? GIVE ME SEVERAL MILLION YEARS TO BECOME A GREAT BIG www HULK, TOO! VENGEANCE! 18 OSASAURUS MEANING: MEUSE RIVER LIZARD PERIOD: LATE CRETACEOUS (65-70 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: SQUAMATA/MOSAURIDAE SIZE: 59 FEET LONG (18 METERS) WEIGHT: 16.5 TONS (15 METRIC TONS) DIET: PISCIVORE FOUND: THE WHOLE WORLD PLUMERT & BLOZ

Protoceratops vs velociraptor

PROTOCERATOPS VS. VELOCIRAPTOR IN THE GOBI DESERT, TWO NEIGHBORS ARE KNOWN TO HATE EACH OTHER... I'M SICK OF SEEING THAT VELOCIRAPTOR! THERE'S THAT JERK PROTOCERATOPS! Си си си GET OFF MY TERRITORY! YOUR NAME'S NOT WRITTEN ON IT! 1/I YOU AGAIN? WHAT? YOU WANT TO GO? .. 70 MILLION YEARS LATER, WE FOUND THE TWO NEIGHBORS FOSSILIZED IN THE MIDST OF A FIGHT, IMPRISONED IN THE SAND. POLOLOLO འཚ�༢ Fone SO TODAY, THEY'RE INSEPARABLE ONCE AGAIN: THEIR FOSSILS ARE EXHIBITED IN MUSEUMS ACROSS THE ENTIRE WORLD! OH, BOY! IT NEVER ENDS! Сит Bam 000 - 40 - - PROTOCERATOPS MEANING: FIRST HORNED FACE PERIOD: LATE CRETACEOUS (85 TO 70 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: ORNITHISCHIA/ PROTOCERATOPSIDAE SIZE: 6.5 FEET LONG WEIGHT: 450 POUNDS DIET: HERBIVORE FOSSILS: CHINA, MONGOLIA PLUMERT & BLOZ

PROTOCERATOPS VS. VELOCIRAPTOR IN THE GOBI DESERT, TWO NEIGHBORS ARE KNOWN TO HATE EACH OTHER... I'M SICK OF SEEING THAT VELOCIRAPTOR! THERE'S THAT JERK PROTOCERATOPS! Си си си GET OFF MY TERRITORY! YOUR NAME'S NOT WRITTEN ON IT! 1/I YOU AGAIN? WHAT? YOU WANT TO GO? .. 70 MILLION YEARS LATER, WE FOUND THE TWO NEIGHBORS FOSSILIZED IN THE MIDST OF A FIGHT, IMPRISONED IN THE SAND. POLOLOLO འཚ�༢ Fone SO TODAY, THEY'RE INSEPARABLE ONCE AGAIN: THEIR FOSSILS ARE EXHIBITED IN MUSEUMS ACROSS THE ENTIRE WORLD! OH, BOY! IT NEVER ENDS! Сит Bam 000 - 40 - - PROTOCERATOPS MEANING: FIRST HORNED FACE PERIOD: LATE CRETACEOUS (85 TO 70 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: ORNITHISCHIA/ PROTOCERATOPSIDAE SIZE: 6.5 FEET LONG WEIGHT: 450 POUNDS DIET: HERBIVORE FOSSILS: CHINA, MONGOLIA PLUMERT & BLOZ

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Ceratosaurus

TOTALLY! YOU LOOK SO DOES IT LOOK GOOD ON ME? AWESOME! wwwww CERATOSAURUS I SAY! WHAT'S THIS CERATOSAURUS DOING AROUND THESE PARTS? чит WHAT A SHOW-OFF, WITH HIS HORN ON HIS NOSE! I WONDER WHAT IT'S GOOD FOR... IT'S TOO SMALL TO BE A WEAPON. IT MAKES ME THE COOLEST DINO! ww IT MUST BE TO MAKE HIM LOOK HANDSOME, AND I DON'T LIKE A PRETTY FACE! ROAR RWEEEE - 39 - CERATOSAURUS MEANING: HORNED LIZARD PERIOD: LATE JURASSIC (155 TO 150 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: SAURISCHIA/ CERATOSAURIDAE SIZE: 20 FEET LONG WEIGHT: 2,000 POUNDS DIET: CARNIVORE FOUND: UNITED STATES, TANZANIA? PLUMERT & BLOZ

TOTALLY! YOU LOOK SO DOES IT LOOK GOOD ON ME? AWESOME! wwwww CERATOSAURUS I SAY! WHAT'S THIS CERATOSAURUS DOING AROUND THESE PARTS? чит WHAT A SHOW-OFF, WITH HIS HORN ON HIS NOSE! I WONDER WHAT IT'S GOOD FOR... IT'S TOO SMALL TO BE A WEAPON. IT MAKES ME THE COOLEST DINO! ww IT MUST BE TO MAKE HIM LOOK HANDSOME, AND I DON'T LIKE A PRETTY FACE! ROAR RWEEEE - 39 - CERATOSAURUS MEANING: HORNED LIZARD PERIOD: LATE JURASSIC (155 TO 150 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: SAURISCHIA/ CERATOSAURIDAE SIZE: 20 FEET LONG WEIGHT: 2,000 POUNDS DIET: CARNIVORE FOUND: UNITED STATES, TANZANIA? PLUMERT & BLOZ

Jurassic dance

# зор JURASSIC DANCE OH, YOU... WHO'S BAD?! 80P WINK SEXY AND I KNOW MMMMH... BA BA BOOM... TAP TAP TAP CP WHAT A LOSER, THAT COMPSO! LET'S GO. COME ON, MY LITTLE ARCHEO! -17- TATATATATA... TAP EE HEE HEE YO... BASED ON TODAY'S BIRDS, WE THINK THAT MALE DINOS SHOWED OFF TO ATTRACT FEMALES... SMAGK... PLUMERI & BLOZ

# зор JURASSIC DANCE OH, YOU... WHO'S BAD?! 80P WINK SEXY AND I KNOW MMMMH... BA BA BOOM... TAP TAP TAP CP WHAT A LOSER, THAT COMPSO! LET'S GO. COME ON, MY LITTLE ARCHEO! -17- TATATATATA... TAP EE HEE HEE YO... BASED ON TODAY'S BIRDS, WE THINK THAT MALE DINOS SHOWED OFF TO ATTRACT FEMALES... SMAGK... PLUMERI & BLOZ

Stegosaurus chips

0000 STEGOSAURUS'S PLATES I'D LOVE TO MUNCH ON THE BACK OF THAT STEGOSAURUS... TOO BAD IT'S GOT ALL THOSE PLATES! WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? THEY CAN'T HURT YOU! линичкио ITS PLATES ARE QUITE THIN! ONE DAY, I CHEWED ON A FEW OF THEM. CRUNCH THEY WERE LIGHT AND CRUNCHY... A TREAT! I CALL THEM CHIPS! GRUNCH CRUNCH 0000 CRACK YUM! ME, TOO! I WANT SOME STEGOSAURUS CHIPS! www.m BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM wwwwwww ww CCROCH ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? HEY, MEAT-EATERS! WHAT A MASTER CHEF! I MADE YOU SOME ALLOSAURUS BURGERS! WHO SAID THAT DINOS WEREN'T GOURMETS! -12- THANKS, STEGGIE! PLUMERI & BLOZ

0000 STEGOSAURUS'S PLATES I'D LOVE TO MUNCH ON THE BACK OF THAT STEGOSAURUS... TOO BAD IT'S GOT ALL THOSE PLATES! WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? THEY CAN'T HURT YOU! линичкио ITS PLATES ARE QUITE THIN! ONE DAY, I CHEWED ON A FEW OF THEM. CRUNCH THEY WERE LIGHT AND CRUNCHY... A TREAT! I CALL THEM CHIPS! GRUNCH CRUNCH 0000 CRACK YUM! ME, TOO! I WANT SOME STEGOSAURUS CHIPS! www.m BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM wwwwwww ww CCROCH ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? HEY, MEAT-EATERS! WHAT A MASTER CHEF! I MADE YOU SOME ALLOSAURUS BURGERS! WHO SAID THAT DINOS WEREN'T GOURMETS! -12- THANKS, STEGGIE! PLUMERI & BLOZ

Weird names 2

SO, YES! THERE'S NO LACK OF DINOS WITH WEIRD NAMES! MEXICAN FANS OF THE JAPANESE MONSTER GODZILLA CREATED "GOJIRASAURUS"... ACARAMBA THE MICRORAPTOR: A FEATHERED LITTLE DINO WHO LOVES TO SING? I'M A TYKE WITH A MIC AND I'M GOOD TO THE CORE: I'M A MICRORAPTOR! 2889 AND WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THE HILARIOUS CHINESE DINOSAURS...? CRONCH CRUNCH 10 LOOK! YUMMY! ZIP ZIP ZIP BE DISCREET... PTOOEY! THESE ARE GASOSAURS, "GAS LIZARDS." HOW COULD YOU! HE SPOTTED US! SORRY, BATTLE STRESS GIVES ME GAS! ACTUALLY, THEY WERE DISCOVERED BY A COMPANY LOOKING FOR GASOLINE-- HENCE THEIR NAME! CRONCH CRUNCH YUM! 300 PLUMERT & BLOZ TAX

SO, YES! THERE'S NO LACK OF DINOS WITH WEIRD NAMES! MEXICAN FANS OF THE JAPANESE MONSTER GODZILLA CREATED "GOJIRASAURUS"... ACARAMBA THE MICRORAPTOR: A FEATHERED LITTLE DINO WHO LOVES TO SING? I'M A TYKE WITH A MIC AND I'M GOOD TO THE CORE: I'M A MICRORAPTOR! 2889 AND WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THE HILARIOUS CHINESE DINOSAURS...? CRONCH CRUNCH 10 LOOK! YUMMY! ZIP ZIP ZIP BE DISCREET... PTOOEY! THESE ARE GASOSAURS, "GAS LIZARDS." HOW COULD YOU! HE SPOTTED US! SORRY, BATTLE STRESS GIVES ME GAS! ACTUALLY, THEY WERE DISCOVERED BY A COMPANY LOOKING FOR GASOLINE-- HENCE THEIR NAME! CRONCH CRUNCH YUM! 300 PLUMERT & BLOZ TAX

Weird names

WEIRD NAMES IN GENERAL, WE NAME DINOSAURS ACCORDING TO THE PLACE THEY WERE DISCOVERED OR THEIR ANATOMY.* dinozaurs names ...BUT SOMETIMES PALEONTOLOGISTS REALLY HAVE FUN WHEN NAMING THEM! dinozaurs *SEE DINOSAURS #1 "IN THE BEGINNING..." SO WHEN THEY RECOVERED A SKULL THAT HAD BEEN MISHANDLED BY A FOSSIL SELLER... THAT THEY NAMED THIS NEW SPECIES "IRRITATOR," THE IRRITATING DINOSAUR! I PUT A LITTLE PLASTER ON IT TO GIVE IT MORE CLASS. UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'LL BE INFERNALLY TOUGH TO RESTORE! RAAAAAAH! IT'S IRRRRRITATING TO HAVE THIS NAME! IT'S IRRRRITATING! MARK KNOPFLER, THE GUITARIST IN THE BAND, "DIRE STRAITS," HAS HIS OWN DINOSAUR: MASIAKASAURUS KNOPFLERI! OH YEAH! THE BIENOSAURUS CRICHTONI IS NAMED FOR MICHAEL CRICHTON, THE AUTHOR OF THE NOVEL JURASSIC PARK. I WOULD'VE LOVED TO BE IN HIS BOOKS. *SNIFF MICHAEL CRICHTON IT'S WHAT WE CALL A ROCK DINOSAUR! AND BE AWARE THAT THERE WAS EVEN A STEPHANOSAURUS (RENAMED LAMBEOSAURUS)! mantha A NOT TO MENTION THE EUSTREPTOSPONDYLUS (WELL-CURVED VERTEBRA), AN UNPRONOUNCEABLE NAME! HE'S CALLED STEPHANE? YEAH RIGHT, AND I'M BIEBERSAURUS! - 35 - AS FOR ME, I'M CALLED BIG BOY. IT'S EASIER! DODID

WEIRD NAMES IN GENERAL, WE NAME DINOSAURS ACCORDING TO THE PLACE THEY WERE DISCOVERED OR THEIR ANATOMY.* dinozaurs names ...BUT SOMETIMES PALEONTOLOGISTS REALLY HAVE FUN WHEN NAMING THEM! dinozaurs *SEE DINOSAURS #1 "IN THE BEGINNING..." SO WHEN THEY RECOVERED A SKULL THAT HAD BEEN MISHANDLED BY A FOSSIL SELLER... THAT THEY NAMED THIS NEW SPECIES "IRRITATOR," THE IRRITATING DINOSAUR! I PUT A LITTLE PLASTER ON IT TO GIVE IT MORE CLASS. UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'LL BE INFERNALLY TOUGH TO RESTORE! RAAAAAAH! IT'S IRRRRRITATING TO HAVE THIS NAME! IT'S IRRRRITATING! MARK KNOPFLER, THE GUITARIST IN THE BAND, "DIRE STRAITS," HAS HIS OWN DINOSAUR: MASIAKASAURUS KNOPFLERI! OH YEAH! THE BIENOSAURUS CRICHTONI IS NAMED FOR MICHAEL CRICHTON, THE AUTHOR OF THE NOVEL JURASSIC PARK. I WOULD'VE LOVED TO BE IN HIS BOOKS. *SNIFF MICHAEL CRICHTON IT'S WHAT WE CALL A ROCK DINOSAUR! AND BE AWARE THAT THERE WAS EVEN A STEPHANOSAURUS (RENAMED LAMBEOSAURUS)! mantha A NOT TO MENTION THE EUSTREPTOSPONDYLUS (WELL-CURVED VERTEBRA), AN UNPRONOUNCEABLE NAME! HE'S CALLED STEPHANE? YEAH RIGHT, AND I'M BIEBERSAURUS! - 35 - AS FOR ME, I'M CALLED BIG BOY. IT'S EASIER! DODID

Spinosaurus

SPINOSAURUS DO YOU REMEMBER? IN JURASSIC PARK III, HE GAVE T. REX A MEMORABLE BEATING! EVER SINCE THAT SCENE, THERE'S BEEN SPINOSAURUS MADNESS ALL OVER THE WORLD! NYAK HOWEVER, PALEONTOLOGISTS DONT KNOW THIS DINOSAUR WELL... DID IT LIVE UNDERWATER? WHAT DID ITS DORS OTHER DISAL SOMEWHERE ELS B DOZ ATTACK DID IT IS IT? GET YOUR SPINOSAURUS HERE! WHO DOESN'T HAVE THEIR SPINOSAURUS TOOTH? BECAUSE THE MOST COMPLETE FOSSIL OF IT WAS DESTROYED DURING WORLD WAR II. DID IT HAVE & D BE ATH? DID IT HAVE FEATHERS? WHAT DID ITS YOUNG LOOK LIKE? WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT IT FOR CERTAIN? IT LIKED TO EAT WHAT IT FOUND IN THE WATER... IT HAD AN IMMENSE DORSAL SAIL... IN YOUR OPINION, IS IT FOR FLIRTING WITH GIRLS OR COLLECTING THE SUNSHINE? Paleontological Munich Collection AND A TERRIFYING CROCODILE MUZZLE FILLED WITH TEETH THAT CONSTANTLY GREW BACK IN! NO ONE CAN RESIST MY SMILE! I ADMIT IT! I'M A BIG EATER! ALL OF WHICH SAYS THAT IN THIS PERIOD, THERE SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN SPINOSAURUS MADNESS AMONG OTHER DINOSAURS! GET YOUR SPINOSAURUS HERE! WHO DOESN'T HAVE THEIR SPINOSAURUS TOOTH? NO, THANKS, YIKES! 29- SPINOSAURUS MEANING: SPINY LIZARD PERIOD: LATE CRETACEOUS (108-94 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: SAURISCHIA/ SPINOSAURIDAE SIZE: 50 FEET LONG WEIGHT: 15,000 LBS. DIET: CARNIVORE AND PISCIVORE FOUND: NORTH AFRICA PLUMERÍ & BLOZ

SPINOSAURUS DO YOU REMEMBER? IN JURASSIC PARK III, HE GAVE T. REX A MEMORABLE BEATING! EVER SINCE THAT SCENE, THERE'S BEEN SPINOSAURUS MADNESS ALL OVER THE WORLD! NYAK HOWEVER, PALEONTOLOGISTS DONT KNOW THIS DINOSAUR WELL... DID IT LIVE UNDERWATER? WHAT DID ITS DORS OTHER DISAL SOMEWHERE ELS B DOZ ATTACK DID IT IS IT? GET YOUR SPINOSAURUS HERE! WHO DOESN'T HAVE THEIR SPINOSAURUS TOOTH? BECAUSE THE MOST COMPLETE FOSSIL OF IT WAS DESTROYED DURING WORLD WAR II. DID IT HAVE & D BE ATH? DID IT HAVE FEATHERS? WHAT DID ITS YOUNG LOOK LIKE? WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT IT FOR CERTAIN? IT LIKED TO EAT WHAT IT FOUND IN THE WATER... IT HAD AN IMMENSE DORSAL SAIL... IN YOUR OPINION, IS IT FOR FLIRTING WITH GIRLS OR COLLECTING THE SUNSHINE? Paleontological Munich Collection AND A TERRIFYING CROCODILE MUZZLE FILLED WITH TEETH THAT CONSTANTLY GREW BACK IN! NO ONE CAN RESIST MY SMILE! I ADMIT IT! I'M A BIG EATER! ALL OF WHICH SAYS THAT IN THIS PERIOD, THERE SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN SPINOSAURUS MADNESS AMONG OTHER DINOSAURS! GET YOUR SPINOSAURUS HERE! WHO DOESN'T HAVE THEIR SPINOSAURUS TOOTH? NO, THANKS, YIKES! 29- SPINOSAURUS MEANING: SPINY LIZARD PERIOD: LATE CRETACEOUS (108-94 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: SAURISCHIA/ SPINOSAURIDAE SIZE: 50 FEET LONG WEIGHT: 15,000 LBS. DIET: CARNIVORE AND PISCIVORE FOUND: NORTH AFRICA PLUMERÍ & BLOZ

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Therizinosaurus

THERIZINOSAURUS'S CLAWS THE THERIZINOSAURUS'S CLAWS ARE JUST TOO WEIRD... ...IN MY OPINION, WITH THOSE 3 FOOT LONG THINGS, YOU'D BETTER NOT ANNOY HIM... PROAR SLASH ॐ YOU'RE SURE IT USED ITS CLAWS TO DEFEND ITSELF? THEY LOOK FRAGILE... AND DON'T FORGET THAT THERI-- --IS, FIRST AND FOREMOST, A BIG BELLY ON LEGS! HEY, GUYS! WHICH DO YOU LIKE BETTER? ANTS OR SURPRISE KEBABS? thin EVEN IF YOU'RE A TARBOSAURUS! HEH! HEH! THAT STINGS, EH? SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH wwwwwww -26- ☐ HERIZINOSAURUS MEANING: SCYTHE LIZARD PERIOD: LATE CRETACEOUS (70-65 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: SAURISCHIA/ THERIZINOSAURIDAE SIZE: 30 FEET LONG WEIGHT: 13,000 LBS. DIET: HERBIVORE FOUND: CHINA, MONGOLIA PLUMERT & BLOZ

THERIZINOSAURUS'S CLAWS THE THERIZINOSAURUS'S CLAWS ARE JUST TOO WEIRD... ...IN MY OPINION, WITH THOSE 3 FOOT LONG THINGS, YOU'D BETTER NOT ANNOY HIM... PROAR SLASH ॐ YOU'RE SURE IT USED ITS CLAWS TO DEFEND ITSELF? THEY LOOK FRAGILE... AND DON'T FORGET THAT THERI-- --IS, FIRST AND FOREMOST, A BIG BELLY ON LEGS! HEY, GUYS! WHICH DO YOU LIKE BETTER? ANTS OR SURPRISE KEBABS? thin EVEN IF YOU'RE A TARBOSAURUS! HEH! HEH! THAT STINGS, EH? SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH wwwwwww -26- ☐ HERIZINOSAURUS MEANING: SCYTHE LIZARD PERIOD: LATE CRETACEOUS (70-65 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: SAURISCHIA/ THERIZINOSAURIDAE SIZE: 30 FEET LONG WEIGHT: 13,000 LBS. DIET: HERBIVORE FOUND: CHINA, MONGOLIA PLUMERT & BLOZ

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Scavenger or predator

T. REX: PREDATOR OR SCAVENGER? SOMETIMES, PALEONTOLOGISTS DON'T COMPLETELY AGREE WITH EACH OTHER... TYRANNOSAURUS REX WAS A PREDATOR! CALM DOWN! ABSURD! IT WAS A SCAVENGER! NO WAY! FOSSILS SHOW IT ATTACKED OTHER DINOSAURS! CHOMP WE HAVE PROOF THAT AN EDMONTOSAURUS MANAGED TO HEAL FROM THE BITE OF A T. REX! NOT AT ALL! T. REX DIDN'T HAVE THE PHYSIQUE OF A HUNTER! 25.0 ITS EYESIGHT WAS TOO BAD TO IDENTIFY ITS PREY AND ITS ARMS WERE TOO SMALL TO GRASP IT... C HEY, THAT GUY'S TALKING ABOUT ME! OWIE ONIE ...AND ITS ENORMOUS LEGS WOULD HAVE MADE IT TOO SLOW FOR PURSUIT! 001 ON THE OTHER HAND, ITS SENSE OF SMELL WAS EXCELLENT FOR IDENTIFYING ROTTING CARCASSES! SNIFF SNIFFS SNUFF SILLER PARASAUROLOPHUS... DECOMPOSED FOR TWO WEEKS... AN EXCELLENT VINTAGE! DON'T FORGET EITHER THAT IT WAS A CANNIBAL... BECAUSE WE'VE FOUND T. REX TEETH MARKS ON THE BONES OF A T. REX. GHOMP OWIE! IN ANY CASE, 65 MILLION YEARS AFTER THEY DISAPPEARED, NOBODY ASKED YOU! T. REX CONTINUE TO CREATE A RUCKUS! BONK COUGH GOUGH YOU'RE GOING TO ADMIT I'M RIGHT! -16- BOMP PLUMERI+BLOZ

T. REX: PREDATOR OR SCAVENGER? SOMETIMES, PALEONTOLOGISTS DON'T COMPLETELY AGREE WITH EACH OTHER... TYRANNOSAURUS REX WAS A PREDATOR! CALM DOWN! ABSURD! IT WAS A SCAVENGER! NO WAY! FOSSILS SHOW IT ATTACKED OTHER DINOSAURS! CHOMP WE HAVE PROOF THAT AN EDMONTOSAURUS MANAGED TO HEAL FROM THE BITE OF A T. REX! NOT AT ALL! T. REX DIDN'T HAVE THE PHYSIQUE OF A HUNTER! 25.0 ITS EYESIGHT WAS TOO BAD TO IDENTIFY ITS PREY AND ITS ARMS WERE TOO SMALL TO GRASP IT... C HEY, THAT GUY'S TALKING ABOUT ME! OWIE ONIE ...AND ITS ENORMOUS LEGS WOULD HAVE MADE IT TOO SLOW FOR PURSUIT! 001 ON THE OTHER HAND, ITS SENSE OF SMELL WAS EXCELLENT FOR IDENTIFYING ROTTING CARCASSES! SNIFF SNIFFS SNUFF SILLER PARASAUROLOPHUS... DECOMPOSED FOR TWO WEEKS... AN EXCELLENT VINTAGE! DON'T FORGET EITHER THAT IT WAS A CANNIBAL... BECAUSE WE'VE FOUND T. REX TEETH MARKS ON THE BONES OF A T. REX. GHOMP OWIE! IN ANY CASE, 65 MILLION YEARS AFTER THEY DISAPPEARED, NOBODY ASKED YOU! T. REX CONTINUE TO CREATE A RUCKUS! BONK COUGH GOUGH YOU'RE GOING TO ADMIT I'M RIGHT! -16- BOMP PLUMERI+BLOZ

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False ideas about dinosaurs

FALSE IDEAS ABOUT DINOSAURS UNCLE! I FOUND SOMEONE WHO ONLY SAYS NONSENSE ABOUT DINOSAURS. TELL MY UNCLE WHAT YOU SAID AGAIN! THAT ALL DINOSAURS WERE BIG AND SLOW? NOT AT ALL! SOME WERE THE SIZE OF CATS AND COULD RUN FASTER THAN 40 MILES/HOUR! I'LL BITE THE FIRST ONE WHO CALLS ME A PUSSYCAT! мик AND THERE WERE MARINE AND FLYING DINOSAURS, LIKE PTERODACTYLS, RIGHT? NO! ALL DINOSAURS WERE LAND ANIMALS... un OKAY... BUT I'M SURE DINOSAURS ATTACKED PREHISTORIC MEN! HEH! 0 NO, NO... MORE ACCURATELY, WE TALK ABOUT FLYING REPTILES (FOR THE PTEROSAURS) AND MARINE REPTILES (FOR THE PLESIOSAURS, MOSASAURS...). DINOSAURS DISAPPEARED 65 MILLION YEARS BEFORE HUMANS APPEARED! SCRATCH SCRATCH OOGA? WE'LL BITE THE FIRST ONE WHO CALLS US DINOSAURS! ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU'RE RIGHT TO SAY THAT THEY CAN ATTACK US... HEE HEE ...IF WE LEAN ON THE MUSEUM'S PRECIOUS SKELETONS! -14- I HOPE THAT WILL ALL STICK IN YOUR HEAD NICELY! PLUMERT & BLOZ

FALSE IDEAS ABOUT DINOSAURS UNCLE! I FOUND SOMEONE WHO ONLY SAYS NONSENSE ABOUT DINOSAURS. TELL MY UNCLE WHAT YOU SAID AGAIN! THAT ALL DINOSAURS WERE BIG AND SLOW? NOT AT ALL! SOME WERE THE SIZE OF CATS AND COULD RUN FASTER THAN 40 MILES/HOUR! I'LL BITE THE FIRST ONE WHO CALLS ME A PUSSYCAT! мик AND THERE WERE MARINE AND FLYING DINOSAURS, LIKE PTERODACTYLS, RIGHT? NO! ALL DINOSAURS WERE LAND ANIMALS... un OKAY... BUT I'M SURE DINOSAURS ATTACKED PREHISTORIC MEN! HEH! 0 NO, NO... MORE ACCURATELY, WE TALK ABOUT FLYING REPTILES (FOR THE PTEROSAURS) AND MARINE REPTILES (FOR THE PLESIOSAURS, MOSASAURS...). DINOSAURS DISAPPEARED 65 MILLION YEARS BEFORE HUMANS APPEARED! SCRATCH SCRATCH OOGA? WE'LL BITE THE FIRST ONE WHO CALLS US DINOSAURS! ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU'RE RIGHT TO SAY THAT THEY CAN ATTACK US... HEE HEE ...IF WE LEAN ON THE MUSEUM'S PRECIOUS SKELETONS! -14- I HOPE THAT WILL ALL STICK IN YOUR HEAD NICELY! PLUMERT & BLOZ

The preofession of paleontology

THE PROFESSION OF PALEONTOLOGY EVEN WHEN HE WAS VERY LITTLE, YOUNG ARCHIBALD JONES ADORED DINOSAURS. THROUGHOUT HIS CHILDHOOD, HE DREAMED OF DISCOVERING T. REX BONES IN THE FAMILY'S GARDEN. 2000 WORRIED, HIS MOTHER TOOK HIM TO A PSYCHOLOGIST. AND THE VERDICT WAS... DOCTOR, HE DIGS IS IT GRAVE? HOLES EVERYWHERE. NOT AT ALL. HE DREAMS OF BECOMING A PALEONTOLOGIST! TO BECOME A PALEONTOLOGIST-- A SPECIALIST IN EXTINCT SPECIES-ARCHIBALD STUDIED HARD... TELL ME, ARCHIE, DO YOU LIKE ME? MMM? STUDY HALL EDED PALEO- WHAT? YOUR AMBER NECKLACE IS AWESOME! DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD FIND MOSQUITOES THAT BIT DINOSAURS IN IT? WEY NEXT, SCHOOL BREAKS BECAME AN OPPORTUNITY TO WORK ON DIGS WITH PALEONTOLOGISTS. GEOLO TODAY, HE'S NICKNAMED INDINO JONES AND IS THE IDOL OF CHILDREN... 1619 WOW! TAKE IT EASY! YOU'RE LIKELY TO DAMAGE A FOSSIL! AND THEIR MOTHERS, IN FACT... WHAT WOULD YOU SAY ABOUT HAVING DINNER WITH ME? I'M DIVORCED AND MY SON SEEMS TO ADORE AH, YES, WE COULD HAVE FUN! YOU. PIC PALEONTOLOGY: MORE THAN A CAREER, IT'S A LIFELONG PASSION! PFFFF...! A mm LOOAR ROWWWZ PLUMERT + BLOZ

THE PROFESSION OF PALEONTOLOGY EVEN WHEN HE WAS VERY LITTLE, YOUNG ARCHIBALD JONES ADORED DINOSAURS. THROUGHOUT HIS CHILDHOOD, HE DREAMED OF DISCOVERING T. REX BONES IN THE FAMILY'S GARDEN. 2000 WORRIED, HIS MOTHER TOOK HIM TO A PSYCHOLOGIST. AND THE VERDICT WAS... DOCTOR, HE DIGS IS IT GRAVE? HOLES EVERYWHERE. NOT AT ALL. HE DREAMS OF BECOMING A PALEONTOLOGIST! TO BECOME A PALEONTOLOGIST-- A SPECIALIST IN EXTINCT SPECIES-ARCHIBALD STUDIED HARD... TELL ME, ARCHIE, DO YOU LIKE ME? MMM? STUDY HALL EDED PALEO- WHAT? YOUR AMBER NECKLACE IS AWESOME! DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD FIND MOSQUITOES THAT BIT DINOSAURS IN IT? WEY NEXT, SCHOOL BREAKS BECAME AN OPPORTUNITY TO WORK ON DIGS WITH PALEONTOLOGISTS. GEOLO TODAY, HE'S NICKNAMED INDINO JONES AND IS THE IDOL OF CHILDREN... 1619 WOW! TAKE IT EASY! YOU'RE LIKELY TO DAMAGE A FOSSIL! AND THEIR MOTHERS, IN FACT... WHAT WOULD YOU SAY ABOUT HAVING DINNER WITH ME? I'M DIVORCED AND MY SON SEEMS TO ADORE AH, YES, WE COULD HAVE FUN! YOU. PIC PALEONTOLOGY: MORE THAN A CAREER, IT'S A LIFELONG PASSION! PFFFF...! A mm LOOAR ROWWWZ PLUMERT + BLOZ

Diplodocus

DIPLODOCUS STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP, ALL YOU GENTLEMEN ALLOSAURUSES! COME OBSERVE A CURIOSITY OF NATURE! ? ? HEY, THERE, THAT'S ME! ITS WHIP-LIKE TAIL! AN AMAZING COLOSSUS, OVER 100 FEET LONG! WOW! A GIANT MEAL ON THE GO! Max I CALL IT DIPLODOCUS! FED ENTIRELY ON PLANTS SINCE ITS BIRTH! HMM, IT SHOULD TASTE GOOD! AND BE SUPER TENDER! ? AND... IT'S OKAY, MAN, DON'T TIRE YOURSELF OUT! LOOK AT THAT HUNK O' MEAT! YUM! AND NOW, THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE DIPLODOCUS SHOW... SLA PUT YOUR HANDS UP HIGHER! I THINK WE'VE BEEN HAD! - 38- DIPLODOCUS MEANING: DOUBLE BEAM PERIOD: LATE JURASSIC (156-144 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: SAURISCHIA/ DIPLODOCIDAE SIZE: 100 FEET LONG WEIGHT: 33,000 LBS. DIET: HERBIVORE FOUND: NORTH AMERICA PLUMERT & BLO2

DIPLODOCUS STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP, ALL YOU GENTLEMEN ALLOSAURUSES! COME OBSERVE A CURIOSITY OF NATURE! ? ? HEY, THERE, THAT'S ME! ITS WHIP-LIKE TAIL! AN AMAZING COLOSSUS, OVER 100 FEET LONG! WOW! A GIANT MEAL ON THE GO! Max I CALL IT DIPLODOCUS! FED ENTIRELY ON PLANTS SINCE ITS BIRTH! HMM, IT SHOULD TASTE GOOD! AND BE SUPER TENDER! ? AND... IT'S OKAY, MAN, DON'T TIRE YOURSELF OUT! LOOK AT THAT HUNK O' MEAT! YUM! AND NOW, THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE DIPLODOCUS SHOW... SLA PUT YOUR HANDS UP HIGHER! I THINK WE'VE BEEN HAD! - 38- DIPLODOCUS MEANING: DOUBLE BEAM PERIOD: LATE JURASSIC (156-144 MILLION YEARS AGO) ORDER/FAMILY: SAURISCHIA/ DIPLODOCIDAE SIZE: 100 FEET LONG WEIGHT: 33,000 LBS. DIET: HERBIVORE FOUND: NORTH AMERICA PLUMERT & BLO2

diplodocus dinosaurs