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In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed

writing-prompt-s writing-prompt-s In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth's total population suddenly knows about you. anotherhawk And they all know I sold really, really s----- copper. 104,243 notes Sep 29th, 2020 .. tl
writing-prompt-s writing-prompt-s In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth's total population suddenly knows about you. anotherhawk And they all know I sold really, really s----- copper. 104,243 notes Sep 29th, 2020 .. tl

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It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

I'm 80% Sure; QO scarletlyychnis not-a-bit-good Follow sipul 1 hr. ago worth-beyond-a-number-scale Nov 12 It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE roolsilver Dec 27 ●●● 30,473 notes Follow [] If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper Follow
I'm 80% Sure; QO scarletlyychnis not-a-bit-good Follow sipul 1 hr. ago worth-beyond-a-number-scale Nov 12 It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE roolsilver Dec 27 ●●● 30,473 notes Follow [] If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper Follow

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deal with the devil

Micro SF/F stories @MicroSFF. Follow "These copper ingots," the devil said, "are of sub-par quality." "You accepted them as payment," the merchant said, "the deal is done." "Very well. I will uphold my end of the bargain," the devil said. "Your name will live forever." "That is all I ask," said Ea-nasir. 10:57 AM - Aug 30, 2021 Reply 13K Copy link to Tweet Read 61 replies 0
Micro SF/F stories @MicroSFF. Follow "These copper ingots," the devil said, "are of sub-par quality." "You accepted them as payment," the merchant said, "the deal is done." "Very well. I will uphold my end of the bargain," the devil said. "Your name will live forever." "That is all I ask," said Ea-nasir. 10:57 AM - Aug 30, 2021 Reply 13K Copy link to Tweet Read 61 replies 0

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ea-nasir trust me

EA NASIR IT'S VERY HIGH QUALITY COPPER TRUST ME
EA NASIR IT'S VERY HIGH QUALITY COPPER TRUST ME

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ea-nasir excuse me

Coprolite @Coprolithic Excuse me. I need to compose a missive about an inferior shipment of copper. Traduire le Tweet David S. Anderson @DSAArchaeology · 2 j The future is here!!! H/t to Bad Archaeology on FB. facebook.com/ 15008365035171... E ECARE TANKE 22:29 · 20 nov. 20 · Twitter Web App
Coprolite @Coprolithic Excuse me. I need to compose a missive about an inferior shipment of copper. Traduire le Tweet David S. Anderson @DSAArchaeology · 2 j The future is here!!! H/t to Bad Archaeology on FB. facebook.com/ 15008365035171... E ECARE TANKE 22:29 · 20 nov. 20 · Twitter Web App

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return of the king

NEWS Home Brexit Coronavirus UK World Business Politics Tech Science Heal Business Your Money Market Data Companies Economy Global Car Industry Trader gets painted stones instead of $36m of copper O 10 hours ago Somehow, Ea-Nasir has returned.
NEWS Home Brexit Coronavirus UK World Business Politics Tech Science Heal Business Your Money Market Data Companies Economy Global Car Industry Trader gets painted stones instead of $36m of copper O 10 hours ago Somehow, Ea-Nasir has returned.

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Ea-nasir is that you?

brightwanderer Follow Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart 45m A trader in Turkey bought $36 million worth of copper, but then when it was delivered it turned out to just be rocks painted to look like copper bloomberg.com/news/articles/... ... .. Ea-Nasir is that YOU
brightwanderer Follow Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart 45m A trader in Turkey bought $36 million worth of copper, but then when it was delivered it turned out to just be rocks painted to look like copper bloomberg.com/news/articles/... ... .. Ea-Nasir is that YOU

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Things to say that will. always start a fight. V where can i get high quality copper
Things to say that will. always start a fight. V where can i get high quality copper

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Ea-Nasir Did Nothing Wrong

The Akkadian Merchant >Gets low quality copper ingots >Gets insulted by Ea-Nasir > Has to travel through war zones > State thinks he is a smuggler > Owes Ea-Nasir a mina of silver >Wife & Daughter would rather be with Ea-Nasir
The Akkadian Merchant >Gets low quality copper ingots >Gets insulted by Ea-Nasir > Has to travel through war zones > State thinks he is a smuggler > Owes Ea-Nasir a mina of silver >Wife & Daughter would rather be with Ea-Nasir

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Ea-nasir be like

Ea-Nasir *Slaps roof of Car* "This bad boy can fit so much -Fine Quality Copper Ingots- in it."
Ea-Nasir *Slaps roof of Car* "This bad boy can fit so much -Fine Quality Copper Ingots- in it."

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It's a little-known fact that Bowser is actually a subtle reference to Ea-Nasir, as Shigeru Miyamoto had purchased some poor quality copper ingots, and created the game as a way to get back at the seller.

What are the Mario Bros. views on receiving ingots which are not of good quality? Mario says: luigi says These things happen in life. I should move on, and purchase my ingots elsewhere in future. Ifa your ingots are taint, itsa tíme for a complaint!
What are the Mario Bros. views on receiving ingots which are not of good quality? Mario says: luigi says These things happen in life. I should move on, and purchase my ingots elsewhere in future. Ifa your ingots are taint, itsa tíme for a complaint!

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A whole month without Ea-Nasir memes? IMPOSSIBLE!

He protecc He attac But most importantly He send messenger bacc
He protecc He attac But most importantly He send messenger bacc

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based mesopotamia

U Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)17:49:48 No.10604338 E >>10604661 >>10604708 >>10604782 >>10605277 This Sumerian tablet from the 20th century BC. C. contains what is probably the first written complaint in history, made by a customer who was not satisfied with the service of the store in his city Based Mesopotamia >> Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)18:36:08 No.10604650 Ea Nasir did NOTHING wrong! O Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)18:38:04 No.10604661 ► >>10604338 (OP). F--- I love reading about Ancient Mesopotamia You always get this idea that people in ancient history are so different and alien but in reality they were the same people like us who scammed each other for an easy shekel
U Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)17:49:48 No.10604338 E >>10604661 >>10604708 >>10604782 >>10605277 This Sumerian tablet from the 20th century BC. C. contains what is probably the first written complaint in history, made by a customer who was not satisfied with the service of the store in his city Based Mesopotamia >> Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)18:36:08 No.10604650 Ea Nasir did NOTHING wrong! O Anonymous 03/07/21(Sun)18:38:04 No.10604661 ► >>10604338 (OP). F--- I love reading about Ancient Mesopotamia You always get this idea that people in ancient history are so different and alien but in reality they were the same people like us who scammed each other for an easy shekel

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The complaint tablet to Ea-nasir is the worlds oldest customer complaint, dating back to 1750 BC

The Virgin Nanni Why the hell does he need so much copper anyway? sends a servant (slave) to do got swindled transactions for him by Ea-Nasir wife and daughter will most likely most gullible leave him merchant for Ea-Nasir in all Babylon wasted a perfectly good clay tablet walked through a writing the worlds war zone to first customer just to get a service complaint refund; got denied The Chad Ea-Nasir "Sorry, no refunds" probably has a full harem Will treat you of wives and your messenger with contempt travels all the way to Persia to buy s----- Keeps all the copper. He then complaint tablets from all his costumers in his house as amusing sells it at ludicrous prices decorations and by overhyping it's quality to assert dominance
The Virgin Nanni Why the hell does he need so much copper anyway? sends a servant (slave) to do got swindled transactions for him by Ea-Nasir wife and daughter will most likely most gullible leave him merchant for Ea-Nasir in all Babylon wasted a perfectly good clay tablet walked through a writing the worlds war zone to first customer just to get a service complaint refund; got denied The Chad Ea-Nasir "Sorry, no refunds" probably has a full harem Will treat you of wives and your messenger with contempt travels all the way to Persia to buy s----- Keeps all the copper. He then complaint tablets from all his costumers in his house as amusing sells it at ludicrous prices decorations and by overhyping it's quality to assert dominance

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The complaint tablet of Ea-Nasir but it's a political compass

On account of that one trifling mina of silver which I owe you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper We both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Shamash What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves! If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away! I shall from now on select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise my right of rejection against you
On account of that one trifling mina of silver which I owe you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper We both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Shamash What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves! If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away! I shall from now on select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise my right of rejection against you

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One of the world's oldest known letters is a customer complaint

Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas. How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt. 上
Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas. How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt. 上

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fine quality

The floor is being of fine quality
The floor is being of fine quality

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What do you mean this meme's about as dead as Ea-Nasir?

CAN'T OWN POOR-QUALITY COPPER INGOTS Openim Mon Tut-Thue Fri-Sat IF YOU GO AWAY WITHOUT THE COPPER YOU CAME FOR Sunday imgfip.com
CAN'T OWN POOR-QUALITY COPPER INGOTS Openim Mon Tut-Thue Fri-Sat IF YOU GO AWAY WITHOUT THE COPPER YOU CAME FOR Sunday imgfip.com

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That Ea-nasir guy really is a trustworthy merchant

mllelaurel harukami Folgen probablybadrpgideas Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill. morkaischosen and therefore they need to get hold of some ancient Sumerian coinage and bring it to the ruins of the ancient Sumerian tax office, because the Sumerians had a pleasingly direct way of preventing tax evasion, namely horrifying curses. duckbunny well I don't have any coin but I have these copper ingots, lovely copper ingots, from a very reputable merchant, never heard a word said against him, very thorough with his paperwork, anyway they're guaranteed pure copper and proper weight, so can I pay my tax with those? bunjywunjy I just want everyone to take a step back for a second and really think about how we're using the most powerful knowledge tool in history to make jokes about a specific dude who lived almost 4000 years ago. it's f----- wonderful, is what it is. Text Quelle: probablybadrp... 17.345 Anmerkungen
mllelaurel harukami Folgen probablybadrpgideas Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill. morkaischosen and therefore they need to get hold of some ancient Sumerian coinage and bring it to the ruins of the ancient Sumerian tax office, because the Sumerians had a pleasingly direct way of preventing tax evasion, namely horrifying curses. duckbunny well I don't have any coin but I have these copper ingots, lovely copper ingots, from a very reputable merchant, never heard a word said against him, very thorough with his paperwork, anyway they're guaranteed pure copper and proper weight, so can I pay my tax with those? bunjywunjy I just want everyone to take a step back for a second and really think about how we're using the most powerful knowledge tool in history to make jokes about a specific dude who lived almost 4000 years ago. it's f----- wonderful, is what it is. Text Quelle: probablybadrp... 17.345 Anmerkungen

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Ea-Nasir Time

me: Yo do you want to buy some copper ingots? friend: u better not give me ingots that are not good me: If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!
me: Yo do you want to buy some copper ingots? friend: u better not give me ingots that are not good me: If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!

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