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Moving my sister's mattress today.. wonder what she stored under there
Moving my sister's mattress today.. wonder what she stored under there

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Run bitch run

When you're about to pull out and she knows you've got money
When you're about to pull out and she knows you've got money

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Happens everytime...

Her: "You pulled out, right?" Me: "Yup"
Her: "You pulled out, right?" Me: "Yup"

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Decisions, decisions

When you're a 27 year old male Decisions, decisions AGE 27 STEP DAD
When you're a 27 year old male Decisions, decisions AGE 27 STEP DAD

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Real MILF meaning

rob delaney @robdelaney My wife is a total MILF! *Mammal I've Learned to Fear RETWEETS LIKES 1,283 4,594
rob delaney @robdelaney My wife is a total MILF! *Mammal I've Learned to Fear RETWEETS LIKES 1,283 4,594

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Goddamn the accuracy

When you check your phone in the middle of the night, but forget to turn the brightness down
When you check your phone in the middle of the night, but forget to turn the brightness down

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;)

Mr: How many times does 92 go into 24? Nurse: I'm not sure Mr. Harris haha Mr: Meet me after checkers and see lol Drunkšalod 2
Mr: How many times does 92 go into 24? Nurse: I'm not sure Mr. Harris haha Mr: Meet me after checkers and see lol Drunkšalod 2

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Free Ride

Mom I'm going to a party "Do you have a ride home?"
Mom I'm going to a party "Do you have a ride home?"

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Good To Know

Friend: "I just got married and bought a house." Me: theg
Friend: "I just got married and bought a house." Me: theg

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Ultra clean mode.

When you hear you mom pulling up and you ain't do ANY chores. So you start cleaning random shi
When you hear you mom pulling up and you ain't do ANY chores. So you start cleaning random shi

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He's making a list.

When you left him great value cookies instead of oreos Please!
When you left him great value cookies instead of oreos Please!

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I remember

Who else remembers turning these on as a kid?
Who else remembers turning these on as a kid?

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Patrick Star the Vietnam Veteran

Just saw this Vietnam veteran at the bus stop, so sad
Just saw this Vietnam veteran at the bus stop, so sad

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Jealousy Level Is Over 9000

Me: Baby I cooked Bae: What's for dinner? Me: That bitch you been texting 2.5
Me: Baby I cooked Bae: What's for dinner? Me: That bitch you been texting 2.5

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:O

Keyatta retweeted SHYHEEM THE GOD @Gmad Wish my girl sucked my d--- the way she sucks the fun out of everything. 6/11/13, 10:43 PM 5 RETWEETS 2 FAVORITES
Keyatta retweeted SHYHEEM THE GOD @Gmad Wish my girl sucked my d--- the way she sucks the fun out of everything. 6/11/13, 10:43 PM 5 RETWEETS 2 FAVORITES

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Squad goals: Be oppressed

When the squad gettin ready to go out and be oppressed
When the squad gettin ready to go out and be oppressed

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Wendy's restroom

I just tried to use the bathroom in @Wendys and saw this, never going back
I just tried to use the bathroom in @Wendys and saw this, never going back

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When your girl pays more attention to makeup than you so you become a brush

when your girl pays more attention to makeup than you so you become a brush
when your girl pays more attention to makeup than you so you become a brush

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And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage

This n---- Clarence said f--- that Rap s--- and became an Avenger
This n---- Clarence said f--- that Rap s--- and became an Avenger

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When you get kicked out of school but your dad has nine oil fields

When you get kicked out school but your dad has 9 oil fields
When you get kicked out school but your dad has 9 oil fields

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